Paranoid meets Curmudgeon meets Smart-Ass
To the People of Wall Street: Did you know? The siren you have been hearing is designed to warn the people of Grandview Woodland that the chemical plant is leaking chemicals into the atmosphere. I have been looking for the source of this siren for twelve years.
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No, This is not true. The siren started in July of 2009. And I found out that it is a stupid warning that the train is backing out to the dock. Complain to get it Stoped!
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THE REAL SOURCE OF THE SIREN IS A HOLE IN THE SPACE-TIME-CONTINUUM! WHY, YOU MUST BE FROM THE FUTURE!

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